the inexplicable attraction

    


 
 

 

there are so many more.

in store 

for you kids

strangers

its snowing. i cant drive.
but thats okay because
i have stories.
numero uno bitches
so. i was stranded in crawford. at 10 at night. no way home.my house is twenty minutes away by car at least .
the earth is like a frozen tundra.
and it's blizzarding. but i like to walk. generally and i had a agreat outfit on and i didn't feel like it was getting proper exposure in the places i had taken it that day. so i decided i would walk and show that little number off to the mission fools.
many of whom think uggs are proper winter foot wear and generally from what ive seen up there the outfits are very standard or below standard. occasionally offensive with affliction and ed hardy. but actually form that area i noticed several below par outfits. like for example. hockey guys wearing tracksuits on day when you just know they dont actually have hockey.
pairing that with affliction shirts.
makes me sick.
anyways after about an hour of walking and at least an hour and a half ahead of me i realized i couldnt feel my toes.
and then i was no longer enjoying myself.  although i was greatful for the chance to show those people basic fashion.
i was done with my charity. i was cold anyways all of sudden this car pulls up beside me and this guy offers to give me a ride.
i looked into the car. he was clearly drunk as shit driving and drinking beer in a snow fall.
the whole situation had a danger element to it. given that it was now 11ish on a thursday. anyway after about about three seconds of considering i came to the conclusion i love danger. so the only option i had was to get into that car. but i didnt want to die. anyways he offers me a cigarette and i did the only logical thing i could think of and asked if i could drive. dude looks at me. cracks open another beer gives it to me  and slides into the passenger seat.
whoever said dont get into cars with strangers is retarded. all you do is smoke and drink the only unejoyable part of that ride was being hit on by a drunk guy who introduced himself eight times.
just dont be stupid. dont get dropped off right at your house. make sure you do the driving.
and keep in mind beer is serious empty calories.


story number two.
i am firm believer that the quality of your day comes from the quality of your outfit.
and i was having another good day on both accounts
anyways i was walking home from the bus after seeing the new harry potter.... which by the way emma watson looks really good. but harry grew up to be a midget. it's weird and distracting. but otherwise its quality
and i stumbled across the coolest place. 
umm so it was like 1 am and i was walking by this store after picking up a fresca from seven eleven 
and there were these guys standing outside. they invited me to come blaze with them. 
once again. 
i can't say no to trouble. because whenever i do i just regret it. 
so i walk over and the guys invite me inside. 
inside they set up a bar at the cash desk.
and the leader of the group leads me to another door. and behind this door the store disappears entirely and theres a skate ramp with a lounging area. it's a mystery how this got there or how long its been there but it was awesome. just rooms of unique mysterious guys with skinny jeans vintage coats and bright colours.
it was so chic.
so factory.
so mysterious.
i was completely enchanted. the guys taught me how to roll another joint and i stayed for another hour.
that night i was inspired.
now i just want to dress fashionably.
take the bus everywhere
walk.
and take any opportunity offered too me.
oh and  i have decided to take up smoking. but only prime times or those slim ones that look so chic. .
let my experience be a lesson to you.
don't be scared of strangers.
but dont be stupid with strangers.

meditation

meditation is sweet
it takes you to a place so deep
you follow your vision
released from your body prison
your spirit within
takes you places you've never been
the freedom you feel
is better then skipping a meal
your eniticed by the eternal space
your shallow life loses meaning and pace
you follow your spirit right into a pond that looks like a mirror.
it shows you your soul and things become clearer.

darlings- this is not about lesbians. it's just about unauthentic people killing the grunge look.

darlings
poseurs
losers alike
this ones for you you stupid little dykes
with your emo looks that should have retired in grade in seven
to your unauthentic shirts that would be burned in Karl heaven
you make smoking look uncool
one sip of champagne turns you into a fool
your not unique
look around.
your clone is everywhere to be found.
your spandex show your cellulite
you shouldn't wear clothes that tight
you always try to look cute
but you are no beaut
stop stretching your ears.
thats just weird
theres so much to fix but i won't waste my time
because you will never be sublime

sarah palin

i hope your eaten by a bear
. how.
how. how.
does that dumb redneck have a show? and
how.
how. how
is it currently the number one rated premier in north America
HOW?!
what is wrong with the world. she's an idiot redneck.
she's a republican.
she's a christian.
she's so flawed i hope the bears do world a favour and eat her.
that's the one episode i would watch.
yesterday a man saw her daughter ( the whore one with the child who, ironically enough is going to be with the situation in a new abstinence commercial ), was on dancing with the stars and he SHOT HIS TELEVISION
then he threatened suicide when the police arrived. it took 7 hours to get him to take the gum away from his head.
i sympathize deeply with this man.
Palin has the same effect on me.
except i would never do that to my TV.
i would rather fly to Alaska
make friends with the bears,
live in their habitat for however long it takes.
then convince them , that even thought she tastes like week old dead fish
to gobble that bitch up until the only remains is her cross necklace to identify the body
TLC. stop condoning this madness. i know you specialize in crap shows. but this is a new low.

factory girls

dress to impress.
don't eat.
rarely sleep
drink with the best
swallow pills like candy
smoke with finesse
every things better soaked with brandy
clothes make the statement shouted by your body
your a hottie
you don't care
your a hanger.
none of you clothes can be shoddy.
don't fuck with these girls
they don't care about life
they don't give a shit about your strife
give them coffee.
give them gold the colour of toffee
their eyes are black.
like a sociopath
sobriety fucks
 with their propriety
don't ask them to change.
don't tell them to quit.
they go through life quick
they're a beautiful breed
it doesn't matter if you think they're sick.

the binge