sorrry. i've be like um wasted since may.
but i can only get so many duis, trips to the drunk tank, and fuck so many people before i have the serious need to share it with the world via internet.
anyway betches i'm posting again.
it's fucking time.
and do i ever have stories.
umm and a great tan. and um. alcoholic shakes.
remember life is all about getting whatever the fuck you want using minimal effort.
kisses my top betches.
i'm too hungover right meow to be literate.
