because lifes a funny thing. and we're all so beautiful and young.

 ahem.

(253):

I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight

(516):

Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.

(405):

I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.

(832):

Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares

(603):

I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities

(419):

Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer