come day dream: summers coming sexyyy

bahh it may be the season. the drugs. the drinking or something else.
but i'm daydreaming constantly.
for the life of me i cannot seem to get out of my head. and face reality.
ahhh it's just so pleasant in my wild mind. trust me if you were me kittens. you would not leave your head either.
i'm just all fog and fantasy all the time.
it's great.
i just never want to be at the point where i can't snap back to reality. and i've had some close calls lately my beaus.
just wanting nothing more then to clip my ties from reality and float along in my little cracked out day dreamer way.

ahhh summers coming also. i should warn you.
my nightly runs are getting warmer. so stop eating and start having more sex to burn unwanted calories.
as bridget jones so brilliantly said. "i have replaced food with sex. "
if that doesn't work out for you drugs and cigarettes also work just brilliantly.
if you are a lazy shit may i suggest please do not go to the beach.
i had to witness some horrible fatty rolls, cellulite and stretch marks last year when all i wanted was a relaxing day drinking spiked organic lemonade on the beach. please if you are going to be fat and tramautizing to the people around you DO NOT WEAR A SWIMSUIT.
christ. and if you have just have a child please do make everyone around wish to be infertile for the rest of thier lives by showing off your loose skin and saggy tits.
really.
the beach is suppose to be a place of happiness, games and relaxation.
anyways. gist is. give up food for lent please. if you intend on wearing your string bikini.
also spray tanning your fat does not make it okay.
snooki is a prime example of that.
if she gets any fatter her gorillas wont be able to tell the difference between her vagina and her fat rolls.
then where will she be. just drunk and horny.

anyways all i wanted to say is get skinny now so you don't have to kill yourself with a crash diet or a cocaine binge two weeks before summer.
amen.

if you want to be happy, then be

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or just do the karl lagefield diet. only consume diet cola.

thats genius. it has corn syrup in it.
you feel full even surviving on no calories.

it may seem stupid but karl lagerfield is a god.
don't deny just do what he says.

Clouds are shrouding us in moments unforgettable

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yes. Kate Moss has a new lipstick coming out by Dior called Addict.
one might say given her history that is far to accurate.
the addict wearing the Addict.
but Kate Moss is a goddess quite frankly. when you are all dead she will be strutting around in pearls and furs with nothing else on smoking a cigarette and charming the pants off anyone worth while.

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give you soemthing to work towards.
keep myself motivated.
my addictive personalty has taken a liking to cheeze wiz. and my unfortunate love of fudgee o's needs to die. today.
PRETTY GIRL.