sun tease

the suns been peeking out.
i've noted this on the odd time i leave my couch of pain long enough to get an americano,
and take half a pencil outside and suck on the clean end, pretending its a cigarette, desperate times my dears, desperate times.
but anyways on my brave little excursions i have  had to start delayering. taking off the snood, the leather, the gloves and only leaving a layer of wool and cotton aginst the elements.
this may sound like a hopeful fool move, but it's not.
i must say, spring is coming (knock on wood) sooner then i have expected. and thank god or i would've looked like a fool in the massive sunglasses that were meant to conceal my swelling.
although i was led astray a few times, vintage shopping, and i looked like a blind fatty face, overdressed for the weather, and wierdly attached to a pencil.
i saw myself far off in a mirror and started to mock the reflection in my head.
until i had the misfortune of realizing that i was silently mocking myself.
of course i couldnt help but think, this must be how people with uggs and crocs feeel on a daily basis.
how horrible. i wouldn't even doubt if the suicide rate went up after the invention of crocs and uggs.
and skinny jeans on people with muffin top bodies.
actually quick lesson, for those who are too stupid and unstylish to have figured it out for themselves.

dressing yourself everyday should feel good.
you should leave your house knowing you look good, better then the average person.
fashionable in your own right.
confident that you look better then everyone else you meet.
rules to achieve this.
1. DO YOUR MAKE-UP WELL. - if you can't figure this out. then get help. go to a department store, spend the money, they will teach you, hook you up with good make up and show you how to put it on.
it's not hard. and trust me, if you can't figure out the make- up portion then don't leave your house.
chances are no one will miss you anyways.
well your dog may miss it's evening walk but that's the price you pay for not learning the basic rules of make up.
--- please keep in mind make-up free days are encouraged. its fine to look like shit leaving your house if your going for the whole bare faced lazy day look. thats acceptable. however it's unacceptable to leave your house looking like your eyeliner and Sharpe got mixed up and you just didn't realized.
also the make-up gods invented bronzer for the masses.if you don't use bronzer i may have to stage an intervention.
such a simple thing does so much.
and the average woman does not know how to use blush. sad but true. blush can go so wrong so quickly, from rosy glow to racing stripes with one mis-swipe.
there are tonnes of rules for make-up.
experiment, live a little, try new things. i generally excel at make-up. i've worked in the industry for 3 years.
i love to play around,  i know most of the rules. i follow them occasionally.
but all i can really say is have fun, change up your look.
your face may be pretty but chances are you can amp it up to Megan Fox sexy if you put in the time.

my dear readers. i know you are sexy, beautiful people.
play with that. enjoy it. warp it. ruin it, show it, amp it, destroy it, force it down the throats of the people around  you.
your sexy.
your hot shit.
you have style.
you have taste.
you have new ideas.
if people question why you wore sexy vampy red lips to sit in a dark theater for two hours, just smile at them.
and remember. it's not theyre fault the fashion gods aren't smiling down on them. and theyre life is a bleak boring pit of sameness.
they are the definition of a rut, but you gorgeous innovators are explorers of style and class.

also please remember, it doesn't matter if the boys "get it", this planet is full of men, some who will understand why public displays of affection could fuck up your sexy red lips and respectively back off, and others who will ruin the look by being leeches.
if you have a leech make the healthy choice and get rid of it.
it' sucking your fashion supply dry. and style should never suffer.

2. hair. on some people it's the most important part of the show. the hair makes or breaks the look. i myself am a lazy shit in the hair regard. i love make-up. i will spend time doing my make-up experimenting and trying different things. but with my hair i just like to wear it messy usually. it generally works.
i'm going to hair school soon. i'll give you the low down once i have obtained the knowledge.
until then i really don't get to lecture on hair. i have yet to earn that right.
sad but true.
although i must say i've taken a real liking to hats.
they really make a look and they cover up crap hair quite beautifully.

3. clothes.
ahhhh clothes. i love clothes. please do me proud in the clothes department.
i have shown you on countless occasions through pictures and posts, on what i love as a style.
it's not something i can describe. but you need ;skirts, tights, shirts as dresses, endless leggings, crop tops, blouses, mens clothes, leather on lace, dresses, sweaters as dresses, thigh high boots, heels, wool socks, knee highs, fishnets, colour, see through, sweetheart, v neck, fur, wool, cotton, snoods,  show it all but show nothing, wear prints on print, snakeskin, pleather, silk , waffle, rip it, cut it, feather, suede, big, small, vintage, new,
show me some plaid on floral, mix your brights,  just be inventive.
please.
unleash your sexy self.
show the world who you are by what they see.
everyone whose anyone will judge you according partially by what they see. make your impressions count.
your style is a reflection of you.
inspire thousands with your everyday choices.