swimming. with a killer whale.
more risky then fucking with charlie sheen.
sexy sexy.
meow. killer whales are beautiful darling. just dont tempt them.
theyre smarter then you.
and they dont need to use theyre teeth.
you know. if someone. withheld my drugs and alcohol the way they withhold the food for the orcas.
and made me do a trick every time i want to ignite my lighter.
poor sex deprived creatures.
i would lose my fucking mind too.
if i swam in circles all day.
sad sober sexless circles.
being ridden by the least sexy mammals for food.
lonely and bored. watched all the time by the unappealing.
some stupid little woman telling me what to do.
god its amazing any of the trainers are still alive.
hes twelve thousand pounds of pissed.
and all power.
hes like a wicked poem
of perfect symmetry
stuck in a puddle.
to die unhappy.
wasted.
truly wasted.
12000 pounds of man. just floating to entertain fat americans and bored tourist.
they use 35% of their brains.
genuis.
pure genius.
it shouldnt be wasted.
killer whales.
have a name to live up too.
sowwy.
but theres not much legal footage.
i like that one. the whale just reminds her.
why hes named killer,
bitchhh
xoxoxox happy monday
sexy people.
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