This year
when i see those eyesores wandering free i swear i will dump my diet coke on them.
and hope they will disinegrate until they dissapear completely.
there are people out there who wear uggs every single day.
in highschool i kept track
it was horrifying. i wanted to help them
but not many of them were willing to face thier ugly.
today. i was trying not to shop downtown when i passed a trashy store
they had ugg boots.
UGG BOOTS. WITH A ZIPPER AND CHAIN ATTACHED.
my first reaction was fire. i must set this sick place on fire.
but my second favourite bra store was right beside it.
and fires spread
so instead i stood outside. and sacrificed ten minutes glaring and flexing my neck at anyone who attempted to go in
no small task considering most of the shoppers for that store appeared to all been in either prostitution or drugs
which i dont mind.
but some drug dealers are not small people
expecially the ones who enjoyed a good chain on thier ugg boots.
how a person who has their sight still can enjoy that... i do not know.
anyways i may have stayed there all day but a homeless man was getting territorial.
the gist is.
dont wear crocs.
don't wear uggs.
or i'll ruin them.
with diet cola.
you'll thank me later.
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