christmas at starbucks

CHRISTmas.
take a gander at that name
it's like my holiday.
i dig that.
but i don't want to hear about christmas until after halloween. because halloween truimphs christmas on multiple levels.
however nothing could've warmed my icy grinch-like heart more then waking up and dragging my partially dyed
sleep-deprived body to starbucks only to find
that that gorgeous delicious company has revealed it's christmas treats.
and they are
beautiful 
the cold drink tumblers with the swirly straws

the perfect blend of spicy and sweet christmas VIA coffee. 
the red cups. that make for pretty litter. 
if i wasnt  covered in dye i may have hugged the starbucks  barista
but i dont hug people.
soberly  
there were even the drinks from last year that you should really only drink on rare occasions
special occasions
otherwise
you'll probaly get fat
and everyone knows.
the specialty drinks are better spiked.
so keep

for the days you bring your flask to work

and stick to americanos for now

your liver. and waist will thank you.

oh and your wallet will thank you : a grande is $2.91

hohohohohohoho

be sure to cement yourself on the naughty list

 LET NO SPECIALTY COFFEE

go unspiked

ever

even santa likes the Captian in his cocoa